Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Post by Shiney on Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:19 pm

I think I wanna see this!

Plot: [ The film is a based on a 2003 short film titled Rare Exports Inc by Jalmari and Juuso Helander. The film focuses on a group of local workers employed by scientists who are apparently conducting research into the seismic activity of the Korvantunturi Mountains. An explosive used by the team uncovers what is referred to as a 'sacred grave'. However, the occupant of the grave is still alive. Soon, children begin to disappear from the local town, as it emerges that the occupant is the source of the original Santa Claus myth; a supernatural being in the form of an old man who, rather than rewarding good children, punishes the wicked. Once Santa is captured, however, the scientists are presented with a unique opportunity. After dressing the creature in a novelty Santa suit, they put him up for auction.]

Sounds ridiculous...

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Re: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Post by Tall Tyrion on Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:50 pm

That looks freekin' awesome!
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